Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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