i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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