i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
