What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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