i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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