He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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