Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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