doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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