i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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