problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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