I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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