I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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