Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Randomize
