I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I supernannyed him into submission
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize