I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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