This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize