So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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