Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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