so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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