I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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