i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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