I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize