It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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