IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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