Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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