Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
where am i from again
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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