It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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