I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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