Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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