I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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