How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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