What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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