That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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