wat bout pragnant strippers??
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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