they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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