Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I woke up under a house in Key West
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