Don't make out with my wife yet
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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