He is like the real live version of the state fair..
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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