Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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