i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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