can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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