just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Shame is for Republicans.
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