yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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