Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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