allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
