ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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