doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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