Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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