By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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