You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so explain again why im purple
no
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Randomize
