We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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