I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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