guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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